POP TRUMPS: Week 5

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

Another Friday, another round of chart farts Pop Trumps!

Go here to read the rules, but it's easy really. Rate the pop act below in the various categories: 10 is the highest, 0 is the lowest, if you have zero clue then go for 5.

Today's contestants were doing a Top 50 Brilliant Boybands thing on Hits!TV the other night, and modestly only included 5 of their own songs! They also like pointing at things.


Backstreet Boys

[Poll #1138876]
Alanis ratings:
- Singing voice/musical ability: 5
- Consistency: 4
- H0TTness: 3
- Dancing Skillz/Visual: 3
- Chart success: 7
- Extra-curricular activity: 4
- Party Animal Rating: 2
- Eccentricity: 7
- Legacy: 6
- Best track: You Oughta Know
- Botherdness rating: 33

Comments

Re: Important Points

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

I know right, I loved them but BSB redefined fug even by the low standards of 90s boy bands.

Re: Important Points

[edgeofwhatever.livejournal.com]

They're all very date-rapey, except for Howie, who looks like the one who'll cry and rat them out in the last fifteen minutes of their Law & Order episode. (Or, if it's SVU: they all sexually assault That Blondish One Who Isn't Nick in the bathroom at their private school, because he is clearly too learning-disabled to tell on them.)