POP TRUMPS: Week 5
Feb. 15th, 2008 12:16 pmAnother Friday, another round of chart farts Pop Trumps!
Go here to read the rules, but it's easy really. Rate the pop act below in the various categories: 10 is the highest, 0 is the lowest, if you have zero clue then go for 5.
Today's contestants were doing a Top 50 Brilliant Boybands thing on Hits!TV the other night, and modestly only included 5 of their own songs! They also like pointing at things.

Backstreet Boys
[Poll #1138876]
Alanis ratings:
- Singing voice/musical ability: 5
- Consistency: 4
- H0TTness: 3
- Dancing Skillz/Visual: 3
- Chart success: 7
- Extra-curricular activity: 4
- Party Animal Rating: 2
- Eccentricity: 7
- Legacy: 6
- Best track: You Oughta Know
- Botherdness rating: 33
Go here to read the rules, but it's easy really. Rate the pop act below in the various categories: 10 is the highest, 0 is the lowest, if you have zero clue then go for 5.
Today's contestants were doing a Top 50 Brilliant Boybands thing on Hits!TV the other night, and modestly only included 5 of their own songs! They also like pointing at things.

[Poll #1138876]
Alanis ratings:
- Singing voice/musical ability: 5
- Consistency: 4
- H0TTness: 3
- Dancing Skillz/Visual: 3
- Chart success: 7
- Extra-curricular activity: 4
- Party Animal Rating: 2
- Eccentricity: 7
- Legacy: 6
- Best track: You Oughta Know
- Botherdness rating: 33
Important Points
Date: 2008-02-15 12:32 pm (UTC)- however they are v good at the whole UREMISHIYA haunted house business
- all their singles I've heard are pretty much amazing
- but everyone still gets them mixed up with N*Sync???
Re: Important Points
Date: 2008-02-15 12:34 pm (UTC)And Kevin is the hottest boyband member ever.
EVERYBODY!
Date: 2008-02-15 12:44 pm (UTC)*Considering that their second single was called "Get Down (You're the One For Me)", I encourage voters to consider their commitment to the Order of the Unnecessary Bracket in judging them.
Re: Important Points
Date: 2008-02-15 12:49 pm (UTC)Re: EVERYBODY!
Date: 2008-02-15 12:50 pm (UTC)Agreed on the brackets front!
Re: EVERYBODY!
Date: 2008-02-15 01:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-15 01:24 pm (UTC)A good deal of their songs are really extreme and mental or just plain odd:
'I Want It That Way' - clearly about bumsex
'Larger Than Life' - musing on codependency and fame which presents BSBs as entirely reliant on their fans to EXIST
'The Call' - narrator has his life totally ruined by a split second decision
'Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely' - staring into the VOID OF DESPAIR: I remember this was released as a single on Valentine's Day!
The mentalism is totally amplified by their amazing voices - they do "poised on the brink of hysteria" so immaculately, and the chorales on their ballads are positively BACH-ESQUE.
no subject
Date: 2008-02-15 01:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-15 02:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-15 02:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-15 03:23 pm (UTC)Lowest average Eccentricity so far?
Date: 2008-02-15 03:29 pm (UTC)Re: Lowest average Eccentricity so far?
Date: 2008-02-15 03:37 pm (UTC)5-PERSON BOYBAND HIERARCHY
Date: 2008-02-15 03:37 pm (UTC)2. 5ive
3. Backstreet Boys
4. V (*sniff*)
5. Jackson 5
6. N*Sync
7. NKOTB
8. Boyz II Men
9. Westloife
10. Boyzone
999. One True Voice
Re: Lowest average Eccentricity so far?
Date: 2008-02-15 03:38 pm (UTC)Re: Lowest average Eccentricity so far?
Date: 2008-02-15 03:40 pm (UTC)Re: 5-PERSON BOYBAND HIERARCHY
Date: 2008-02-15 03:40 pm (UTC)Boyzone > Westlife by virtue of not existing any more.
Re: Important Points
Date: 2008-02-15 03:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-15 04:06 pm (UTC)Re: Important Points
Date: 2008-02-15 04:10 pm (UTC)Re: 5-PERSON BOYBAND HIERARCHY
Date: 2008-02-15 04:40 pm (UTC)Re: 5-PERSON BOYBAND HIERARCHY
Date: 2008-02-15 04:44 pm (UTC)Re: Lowest average Eccentricity so far?
Date: 2008-02-15 04:44 pm (UTC)'I Want It That Way' - clearly about bumsex
Date: 2008-02-15 04:45 pm (UTC)Curse you, werk :(
Re: 5-PERSON BOYBAND HIERARCHY
Date: 2008-02-15 04:50 pm (UTC)