Quigg 2.0

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

X-Factor runner-up Eoghan "Eggnog-Soggoth" Quigg has done a song about THE INTERWEBS:

"Does your snow white skin ever see the sunshine?"
"We've got no chance if you're always preoccupied with your Second Life"

I hate to say it but this is actually brilliant.

Comments

[skyecaptain.livejournal.com]

Pasty white internet nerd sez: THIS SONG SUCK!!!111!!!

Although I really like that his first suggestion in the song is to go see a movie!! Which is doing the same thing but wasting a lot of money.

"How does it feel to be alone?" I dunno, dude's kind of an asshole. Also, assuming that all internet users are white (and potentially "snow white"!) = super-irksome to say the least.

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

I don't really get that assumption coming across - I think it's just an innocent warning about Vitamin D deficiency.

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

He's not singing to "all internet users"! I for one do not feel addressed by this song. He's singing to a chick. Maybe Diana Vickers, whose creepy claw hand syndrome has been caused by mouse overuse.

Though you suspect that if his crush has friended TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND people but not him he is onto something of a loser.

[skyecaptain.livejournal.com]

Woops! I meant something more like "all heavy users of social networking sites" or something, obvs. But fair point on Vickers and THE CLAW.