call them by their name

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

omg akon! (am i the last to know?)

but the really weird entries are like "judy collins REAL NAME judith collins" and haha "jimmy dean REAL NAME jimmy dean"

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[the-roofdog.livejournal.com]

If your last name was MAGGART would you give your child the middle name of a fruit ?

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

fruits don't have middle names!

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

unless you count fur in "pink fur apple" (which is a v. nice blobbly little potato)

[spittake.livejournal.com]

Her sister is Maude, but I have no idea what her middle name is.