Diva Canon #7: DIANA ROSS

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DIANA FACTS:

Her middle name is 'Ernestine'.

She used to sh4g Gene Simmons out of KISS.

She once served a two-day jail sentence.

She is actually a MERMAID hence the fishtail dresses.

The original diva (if you don't count Marie Antoinette) made sure she had a separate credit on pretty much every song she appeared on for maximum importance. As such, I have only included singles where Diana is named separately. I nearly made this a smaller, Supremes-only poll, but the whole point of canonizing is to weed the wheat from the chaff, and there's certainly a lot of chaff down here. EIGHTEEN ticks? Ndoobedoobedoo!

[Poll #879379]

Comments

Get Out Of My Life Why Don't You Babe

[koganbot]

The part in "You Keep Me Hangin' On" where she sings "Get out of my life where don't you babe" sounds SO much like hundreds of freestyle songs that are to come along in the Eighties, all those freestyle singers diving into the ripe mournfulness of that melody.