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C*nt in the Kitchen

[byebyepride.livejournal.com]

Gordon Ramsay to record 'rap' album. Themed around his own life as a chef and tv 'personality' and inspired by Brit-rappers like Robbie Williams, Ian Dury, John Cooper Clarke, The Streets, Sid Snot, Infinite Livez, Gordon has collaborated with top producers Pharrell, Mark Ronson, Diplo and Dangermouse. Insiders describe the record as 'edgy'. Highlights include 'If you can't stand the f*cking heat, get the f*ck out of the f*cking kitchen'; 'Where the f*ck did you learn to f*cking cook, c*nt school?'; and 'I'll charge what I f*cking like for my f*cking food you c*nt -- or did you want to f*cking cook it yourself, in which case you can f*ck off'. It's been rumoured that the record company heard no obvious single among the tracks delivered and have sent Ramsay back into the studio with Pete Waterman to record something with less swears on it.

Re: C*nt in the Kitchen

[awesomewells.livejournal.com]

Ramsay would make a bad pop star I fear. Aggressive autocratic sweariness is everywhere in pop and relentless slagging of other chefs pop stars would just make him come over like a member of Mogwai.

Re: C*nt in the Kitchen

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

That said a novelty version of "Rat In Mi Kitchen" with Ramsay 'toasting' and the word rat replaced by the word 'c*nt' would go down 'a storm'.

Re: C*nt in the Kitchen

[awesomewells.livejournal.com]

CONVINCED.

Re: C*nt in the Kitchen

[sbp.livejournal.com]

Of course, that would be the original Dangermouse of "he's the greatest" fame.