TABLOID POPFITE!

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[Poll #801796]

Comments

[piratemoggy.livejournal.com]

I would like to see Stephen Fry and Xenomania getting down to some serious n proper work now, please.

Clearly the best non-popstar celebrity to become a popstar would be Becca's Little Sister Off Of Hollyoaks, who would be excellent in a Charlotte Church/Betty Curse way,* so long as she took the good elements of both and otherwise a horrible, terrible flop.

*AND THEN BECOME THE EMO/"GRITTY WORKING CLASS" KYLIE. OMG.

[boyofbadgers.livejournal.com]

But BLSOOH has REALLY terrible hair, which disqualifies her from popstardom in a way that a mere beard cannot.

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

Butbutbut she would go on an ACID RAMPAGE and think she cld fly and bvgger off into the Desert Of Cliché to "find herself" and shack up with Val Kilmer or summat.