BLURILLAZ

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

With "Clint Eastwood" a front-runner in the Now poll, much recent talk of Britpop, and the daughter of Fat Les about to explode onto the national chart scene, what better time for the Canon to turn its fire on Blur, Gorillaz, and assorted side projects? Pick THIRTEEN of these singles and we'll see what wins. NB Graham Coxon's solo records have not been included because they're atrocious because the only hits were after he left the band so they don't count, plus I got bored of typing.




[Poll #739939]


If you are The Lex you are probably horrified by the exclusion of Coxon, no wait I mean by the indieness of it all, so here are the results of last week's Britney canon to soothe you:


1. ...BABY ONE MORE TIME (45 votes)
2. Toxic (44 votes)
3. Oops I Did It Again (41)
4. I'm A Slave 4 U (31)
5. (You Drive Me) Crazy (25)
6. Stronger (16)
7=. Born To Make You Happy (13)
7=. Boys (13)
9. Overprotected (11)
10. Everytime (10)

Worst song: Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know, which got one figleaf of a tick - well done kuutis!

Comments

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

This was a surprisingly elaborate poll to set up.

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

Plus I should really have put "what is the worst" as there are many candidates. "No Distance Left To Run" is the right answer though.

[boyofbadgers.livejournal.com]

A tick = I don't utterly despise it. Blur were one of the worst bands of the nineties and it's still a surprise to me how listenable some of the Gorillaz stuff is.

Q

[chezghost.livejournal.com]

WHERE IS MALI MUSIC?

Lil Dub Chefin

[chezghost.livejournal.com]

Is Lil Dub Chefin the one with Terry Hall blurting "M1, A1" a lot?

[boyofbadgers.livejournal.com]

Music Is My Radar, surely? Though Tender runs it close. And Parklife makes me want to inflict violence on pigeons.

Re: Q

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

NO SINGLES MISTER M

Re: Lil Dub Chefin

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

eff knows! I only write what I see!

[braisedbywolves.livejournal.com]

I have several times heard a song I like and asked someone "What's this? It's got a good beat!" only to have them respond "It's off Gorillaz second album, it's called (name blocked out by passing train/trumpeting elephant/increasingly poor memory). So match these songs to those guest singers:

Feel Good Inc
DARE
Dirty Harry
El Manana/Kids With Guns

Shaun Ryder, Bizarre off D7, ???, ???

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

"Tender" is very poor indeed. "Music Is My Radar" is not quite the aural war crime it first seemed (though 'crap Can impression' is not high on my list of pleasures either).

PARKLIFE!! Awful of course.

But "No Distance Left To Run" is the pits, surely the biggest load of whinging cock ever to chart.

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

In fact my conclusion is that (since 95 at least) Damon Can't Do Slowies.

[braisedbywolves.livejournal.com]

People picking Beetlebum = absolute indiests!

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

the britney canon made me buy that britney CD where she is collaged into an ill-fitting bearskin

nothing on earth would make me buy blur stuff

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

There is surely no earthly way anyone could reach 13? I don't even mind Blur that much and my 10 ended with some severe barrel-scraping.

[nicolars.livejournal.com]

You really should have! Us hataz gotta hate.

[nicolars.livejournal.com]

It's weird, isn't it? Gorillaz don't bother me the way Blur did.

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

Owning each of Britney's albums >>>> owning her Greatest Hits

The Greatest Hits has 'Do Somethin' which is fab BUT she has a ridiculously high number of amazing album tracks. Even the first album, which is entirely rubbish apart from the singles, is worth owning for the comedy of 'Email My Heart'.

[nicolars.livejournal.com]

What if Joan Jett wanted you to buy her their canon for her b-day?

Five Reasons To Like "Bang!"

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

1. It was written very quickly to order to provide a hit - reliable source of thrill-power.

2. It has a good chorus.

3. Cardboard chicken head dance on TOTP

4. It's the sole inhabitant of the "bubblebaggy" genre (perhaps some Candy Flip tracks also count)

5. Damon and the band absolutely hate it and refuse to let it on hits albums etc i.e. THIS rather than rub old "Popscene" is the cult Blur classik.

[nicolars.livejournal.com]

Email my Heart is amazing.

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

'Parklife' is disgusting and bad and wrong and completely indefensible!

I like the other two songs you mentioned

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

I bought Vindaloo on single.

I was trying to be patriotic.

Re: Lil Dub Chefin

[zenith.livejournal.com]

No that's called M1 A1!

[nicolars.livejournal.com]

I had a hard time of it, but I just ticked the least offensive.

[zenith.livejournal.com]

Feel Good Inc - De La Soul
DARE - Shaunona Ryder
Dirty Harry - some rapper
El Manana/Kids With Guns - is there a guest rapper on these?