A kung fu fighter in a disco

"The Band have recorded 4 songs for their new album...'Jimmys Crazy Conspiracy' about their mate Jimmys conspiracy theories, '5 Rebeccas' is about one night in which they met 5 girls all called Rebecca"

(via the_roofdog, dunno where he got it from)

I think we can help The View write more songs, don't you? Let's put a tracklist together!

1. Jimmy's Crazy Conspiracy
2. 5 Rebeccas
3. Biggest Pigeon - "the band were on tour and saw what had to be the biggest pigeon ever. It was huge!"
4. Three At Once - "don't worry, it's not about their bedroom antics. It's about how the singer had to wait ages for a taxi one night and then suddenly three of them turned up!"

TO BE CONTINUED BY YOU...