A kung fu fighter in a disco

[Poll #1250190]

For the unitiated, this is not some kind of question regarding which popstar you would like to perform some kind of depraved scatalogical act upon. No, indeed, the FRIDAY CANON, though lapsed in recent months is a staple of the Poptimist environment and something I am willing to try my hand at, provided I can get to grips with the complex mathematics thereof.

The CANON INDEX is found here:
http://community.livejournal.com/poptimists/311732.html

As it it Lex's birthday soon it might be nice to let him choose but I won't let that stand in the way of some good polling action. Democracy, there.

Also, hello to our three new members and terribly sorry about making you wait for ages to be approved; I had forgotten there was only me and atommickbrane about at the minute, moderator wise.

(THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO START TALKING ABOUT KATY PERRY OR SOMETHING, YOU LOT :P)

Edit: Actually we're doing pop trumps now, aren't we? Well, nevermind, let's have a canon.