CHAOS IN ENGLAND CAMP

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

England's Pop World Cup plans were thrown into further disarray last night when its player registration procedures descended into FARCE. Manager zenith was FUMING as the England support team:

- submitted their player in the WRONG FORMAT
- who then turned out to be a player the manager had NEVER HEARD OF

Poptimists understands that a substitute has been called into the team at the last minute, though the England camp was putting on a united front this morning, saying that the player in question had "always been in our plans".

zenith is leaving the England side after the Pop World Cup, it is rumoured to take up a position in the Grime League.

The Group B matches begin at lunchtime today.

Comments

MULLAH RAMSET's OPINION:

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

so puny! so amusing! were i only still a manager-coach-overlord to a team of vision, i could dominate this sorry contest as pitilessly as clowns tumbling from a tiny car!