RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

= the IRANIAN SUPPORTERS CHANT which MAY OR MAY NOT EVEN NEED to be fed into a gameplan, so replete is this UNEXPECTED TITAN'S tactic cupboard with PERMUTATIONS OF POSSIBILITY, for ALL SEVEN* STAGES of the CUP

*ie if there even WERE seven stages -- like penalty shoot-outs or sumfn -- IRAN WOULD STILL RULE NO CONTEST WE ARE SKILL

Comments

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

(it has not even been necessary after all to call on iran's answer to DIRE STRAITS -- "answer" as in "reply which demolishes the question" -- despite their havin the BEST NAME EVAH!)

[jeff-worrell.livejournal.com]

I'm offering 5 to 1 odds on mark losing or forgetting to submit his track at some point in the competition, resulting in walkover for opponents

[carsmilesteve.livejournal.com]

i ph34r that all this bigging up may, in fact, turn others against you, especially those who may come up against you in later rounds innit ;)

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

THE MASTER'S OPINION: i trust in the resplendent talents of my team to see scoffers off on the day -- galactic victory shall be most pleasantly mine, oh yes it will, oh yes *rubs hands and smiles to self*

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

I ph34r your 'mind games' may be premature.

[carsmilesteve.livejournal.com]

note to self: get proper PWC icon...

it's all about either:

a. headology
b. kidology

[martinskidmore.livejournal.com]

My Angolan team will be unaffected. Our tactics will be to naturally* enjoy our football, combined with some naivety at the back**. We're here for the adventure, and will enjoy ourselves whatever happens***.

* we have obviously never practised before and expect our natural athleticism and for all I know rhythm to carry us through

** translations: wear an extra pair of shin guards. Also knee guards and a cup and probably some kind of breastplate

*** like fuck we will.

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

THE MULLAH'S (SECRET) OPINION: A breastplate will be no defence against miniaturisation bwahahaHAA! But off, to the SUBBUTEO GALAXY, soon to be peopled by fit little slaves of "unknown" provenance...

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

The iranian team's suave and bearded manager-coach MULLAH RESMAT has unexpectedly been offered conquest opportunities in a time-dimension too far distant to allow him to continue in his current role, as mentor in command of fiendish strategy

A successor will be announced later in the week. Sources close to the team report that response is mixed: the players declare themselves BOTHERD, but reaction among minions has been more higgledy-piggledy.