It's good to have a hobby.

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

We all know that Alex James from Blur makes cheese, and Kim Wilde likes gardening, and that Robson Green likes EXTREME FISHING. Once the springs of musical creativity (or in Robson's case, the tidal wave of public idiocy) have dried up to a muddy trickle, it's natural for pop stars to turn their hands to something else.

So which British popstars of today will be doing something completely different by 2025? Predictions please!

Tinchy Stryder = invents a new type of anti-gravity golf club
Alesha Dixon = marine biologist, specifically investigating ways of communicating with sea anemones
The Drummer McFly = butterfly collector
Ortise and Marvin from JLS = series of successful ventriloquist shows on Brighton Beach
Heidi Range = British Gas Home Service Technician (she can adjust my pipes any day)
Nadine from Girls Aloud = PRIME MINISTER

Comments

[catsgomiaow.livejournal.com]

Justin Bieber will be working for DYNO-ROD!

[jeff-worrell.livejournal.com]

The one from N-Dubz who isn't Dappy or Tulisa will be a geography teacher.

[piratemoggy.livejournal.com]

That would be Fazer.

[piratemoggy.livejournal.com]

I had to phone Kim Wilde t'other week to see if she's comin' o'er ter my gardin fer a nice bit o' tart. Or well err, the official Kew version of that.

Tenuous link to popstar aside, Jay-Z will be of course taking advantage of these austere times to open a chain of 99p stores. ('...but a quid aint one,' etc.)