Stylusgeddon

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

CURSE ME FOR A FOOL for giving Richard Hawley a 6 and pushing Schnappi into 4th place.

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/feature.php?ID=1813

Blah blah rich croon blah blah Scott Walker blah blah Johnny Cash, that is the bloody last time I do my blurbs on a Sunday morning, it turns my faculties to mush, I heard Hawley in his NATURAL HOME of Radio Indie this morning and he sounded like the boring old shite he is.

Ahem.

Could we have been any more patronising to poor old Mark Owen, too? :)

Comments

[thejivesession.livejournal.com]

do you think you could write about the Mark Owen for PITCHFORK? i think it's right up their alley. no seriously....

[umlauts.livejournal.com]

One of my evil plans at one point was to create a fake persona, post on some boards, write a blog here and there, and see if Pitchfork would hire me. Sadly, that plan fell by the wayside, along with my plans to do a blog about music done using the medium of hypothetical Anal Cunt lyrics, and my plan to do one where I scrutinise in painstaking detail the failure of every indie touchstone to be any good, and my plan to drink more while writing my Stylus blurbs.