Throw away the key

[byebyepride.livejournal.com]

Dear Judge,
Before you stands Mr P. Doherty. A nation watches and silently prays that you see clear and true, and that you do your duty by banging the little bastard up for a good long time. For his own good. And for ours.

Comments

[zenith.livejournal.com]

But then he might write more songs about being in prison! And as someone who has heard the Babyshambles album, I can attest that this is the worst outcome possible.

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

only solution = BRING BACK HANGING

[zenith.livejournal.com]

A maverick but well-judged solution, m'lud. You have bent the rules but somehow stayed true to the spirit of JUSTICE. Here is your reward:



Ewww.

oi!

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

she is not YOURS to handing about matey

I judge that...

[byebyepride.livejournal.com]

Solution = cut off his hands and tongue also.

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

i love the phrase "throw away the key" -- it is so silly