Pop Critics Retire Now!

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

The bar has been raised too high.

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[piratemoggy.livejournal.com]

Damn, I am really rinsing the werk printer this week. AMAZINAMAZINGAMAZING. The Department of What The Fvck is in serious overdrive for August, apparently.

"She slowly starts walking, with the help of crutches, representing her reeducation by the occult elite (she is inside a mansion). She is dressed like a robot, hinting Maria from the movie Metropolis, as seen above. Another scene shows her dancing in a half white/half black wedding dress. This signifies her (forced) association with the “dark Brotherhood”. Her transformation is then complete."

Also "If this is not about mind control then I don't know what it is about." -KORREKT!

[skyecaptain.livejournal.com]

Dear douchebag:

IT'S CHICAGO. IT WAS RECENTLY ADAPTED FOR A MAJOR HOLLYWOOD FILM OF SOME NOTE. [/girlboymusic]

PS (douchebag): Plz stop stealing my pop star as Maria from Metropolis bit. She doesn't even look like that. Hilary Duff did.

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

The Beyoncé and Rihanna ones are amazing as well. IF ONLY THEY WERE ALL TRUE!!!

The fact that there's one devoted to Omarion's 'Ice Box' is...perplexing.

[piratemoggy.livejournal.com]

His heart has literally been replaced with AN ICY CONTROL BOX.

[bigcat23.livejournal.com]

I think he's spent too much time reading academic articles and not enough tine living.

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

What is the point of "living" in the MATRIX WORLD of the CONTROL MACHINES eh?

What’s your opinion on the subject, Lady Gaga?

[plumsbitch.livejournal.com]

I am disappointed that she has not answered this question. Clearly she is too busy PROGRAMMING OUR MINDSSSSSSSSS