Best Song of 2000: Heat #1

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

Here we go dudes!

You get TEN TICKS IN TOTAL over the three bits of the poll. But only the top five will go through to the next stage so choose wisely!

If you change your mind, you can edit your votes by clicking on 'Poll #12345' then 'Fill Out Poll'.

Ten ticks is the maximum but you may tick fewer if you find the list is uninspiring!

For your ticking pleasure, I've added the UK chart placing in brackets where applicable.

Explain your ticks (and your agonising decisions) in the comments!

[Poll #1411401]

Comments

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

Of the lesser-known tracks, I def need to recommend Lil' Kim's 'Aunt Dot' if you haven't heard it - a terrific pulp fiction scenario in which Kim opens her door to find her little niece there with a note from the titular Aunt Dot, asking Kim to look after the kid while she hunts down some bitches who've been plotting against Kim, and also to take her to her first violin recital. Kim's response? "Bitches all up in my ass like a thong - if this was a show, y'all hoes would get gonged." And then Lil' Shanice has her rap! And it's amazing! "Fuck Barney and Lambchops - I don't love them hoes!" And then the entire thing worth the price of entry for LIL' KIM telling the child off for swearing: "You know what? I like you - little big person. Rule number one: no cursing. Anyway, what you know about that? You're too young for that! When I was your age, I woulda got hung for that."

It ends so abruptly - like, I'm sure Kim must have planned for at least a Part 2 and Part 3, but they've never materialised, so we've been left hanging for a decade with only one of the three plotters killed and the other two still out there...still: "When Aunt Dot comes, whoo! Oh brother! It's like five Bloody Marys one after another." Too damn right.

Not on youtube and only a clean version on Spotify, so here it is (http://www.sendspace.com/file/43i1az).