Ironik et al. "Tiny Dancer": Warm Elton John song that I like, old school Enjoy Records ebullient post-funk hip-hop arrangement that I also like, but the combination is a quagmire, like a very ham-fisted mashup. Obviously this has impact on some people or it wouldn't be charting, but I'm only hearing a weak mess. NO TICK.
Miley Cyrus "Hoedown Throwdown": Would make way more sense to put Chipmunk on this track, since what we've got is a catchy chant but little melody or power beyond that. Chipmunk could have given it force, a center. BORDERLINE TICK DEE-TICK DEE-TICK.
Demi Lovato "La La Land": Sounds committedly passionate and hilariously exuberant at the same time, the latter not undercutting the former in the least. TICK TICK LAND.
Maccabees "Love You Better": This sounds like someone took scissors and an electric fan to a U2 track to make it fragmented and wavering. The approach has promise, but it needs a better song, and the singer's quaver needs more feeling. NONTICK.
Alesha Dixon "Let's Get Excited": Punchy but not particularly inspired. Would work OK on the dance floor, but I'm not on the dance floor. Makes me weary of the genre to listen to this, to tell you the truth. (The genre being popped-up Brit r&b?) NO TICK.
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Date: 2009-05-06 05:41 am (UTC)Miley Cyrus "Hoedown Throwdown": Would make way more sense to put Chipmunk on this track, since what we've got is a catchy chant but little melody or power beyond that. Chipmunk could have given it force, a center. BORDERLINE TICK DEE-TICK DEE-TICK.
Demi Lovato "La La Land": Sounds committedly passionate and hilariously exuberant at the same time, the latter not undercutting the former in the least. TICK TICK LAND.
Maccabees "Love You Better": This sounds like someone took scissors and an electric fan to a U2 track to make it fragmented and wavering. The approach has promise, but it needs a better song, and the singer's quaver needs more feeling. NONTICK.
Alesha Dixon "Let's Get Excited": Punchy but not particularly inspired. Would work OK on the dance floor, but I'm not on the dance floor. Makes me weary of the genre to listen to this, to tell you the truth. (The genre being popped-up Brit r&b?) NO TICK.