"The four-legged hit machine has done it again"

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

Wise words, Vernon Kaye. Sadly they are inaccurate, as I counted Westlife's legs and they actually have eight between them.

Yes folks, I've just been watching ITV's Record Of The Year 2005, and the Wezzoesthe Loife have done it again with their fourth victory in said competition. It wasn't a popular decision with the audience, waves of BOOING from the McFly contingent almost drowned out Vernon's inane babbling.

I also saw the full 3 & half minutes of My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas, a song so dreadful that three regions (Scotland, England South and Midlands) actually voted it top! It was still my favourite out of the other top 5 contenders - James Rhyming Slang, Daniel Pewter, Loife and the Fly. In fact out of the bottom five only Gweng Stefani rang my pop bell.

BUT NEVER MIND! Cos this morning I discovered a marvellous pirate radio show called Hardcore Evolution (or something) which played the following two tracks whilst I was doing the washing up:

T99 - Anasthasia
Bizarre Inc - Playing With Knives

Is that a copy of Rave Nation in your deck or are you just pleased to see me!

P.S. BRENDA TO WIN!!!
EDIT BRENDA WZ ROBBED!!!

Comments

[boyofbadgers.livejournal.com]

We caught the end of the ROTY after watching 3 x Doctor Adventures. Our shock at the popularity of My Humps was only matched by our later horror at Journey South going through to the final X-factor.

Alternative explanation for Humps = it's all about the menstrual cycle, innit?

[triffidfarm.livejournal.com]

It did occur to me afterwards that Vernon Kayeman might have been being KNOWINGLY RUDE, but we are innocents of course.

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

Urrrr m1nging!