in a very real sense: ironic

[jauntyalan.livejournal.com]

To make up for posting things that don't require or deserve comments :-( how about AN LIST of songs whose title is, in isolation, the opposite of what it's used for in the song. The Pet Shop Boys do this in a very cheap way with the addition of "Not"/negatives:

it's just a boy or a girl, its not "The End of the World"
we were never "Being Boring"

(both from the same album, hmm)

First person to post the song written down on the back of my hand here gets double points.

Comments

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

MAN I can't believe Myleene was bitch-slapped!

"her ordeal began when a gang of youths spotted her at a newsagent's and began singing her hit, Pure And Simple - adding the lyrics 'I am going to kill you'. One girl followed her into the shop, asking who she was. When the star came out, another threw chips at her.

The 27-year old was then pushed to the ground as the gang stood around laughin. One shouted: 'Shall I bitch slap her?' - a reference to taking pictures with mobile phones after attacking someone. The attack happened on Tuesday afternoon in Bermondsey, South London.

SEE THIS IS WHY SOWF OVVA RIVVA = BAD

[jauntyalan.livejournal.com]

you are drunk at an office party then??

[the-roofdog.livejournal.com]

bitch-slapping + cameras = "happy-slapping"

shurely ?

[sbp.livejournal.com]

Hey does Myleeeeen live round our way? Ace. Must remember to happy slap her then.

Also one times 5 min experience does not an "ordeal" make.