POP TRUMPS: Week 4
Feb. 8th, 2008 12:06 pmGo here to read the rules, but it's easy really. 10 is the highest score, 0 is the lowest, if you really don't know then go for 5.
So who is knocking on the door of pop and demanding you buy their cleaning products today? Why, it's that lass with hair almost long enough to cover her modesty!

Alanis Morrisette
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MIA ratings:
- Singing voice/musical ability: 6
- Consistency: 6
- H0TTness: 6
- Dancing Skillz/Visual: 7
- Chart success: 2
- Extra-curricular activity: 5
- Party Animal Rating: 6
- Eccentricity: 7
- Legacy: 6
- Best track: Paper Planes
- Botherdness rating: 30
So who is knocking on the door of pop and demanding you buy their cleaning products today? Why, it's that lass with hair almost long enough to cover her modesty!

[Poll #1135145]
MIA ratings:
- Singing voice/musical ability: 6
- Consistency: 6
- H0TTness: 6
- Dancing Skillz/Visual: 7
- Chart success: 2
- Extra-curricular activity: 5
- Party Animal Rating: 6
- Eccentricity: 7
- Legacy: 6
- Best track: Paper Planes
- Botherdness rating: 30
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Date: 2008-02-08 12:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-08 12:37 pm (UTC)Jagged Little Pill is still a pretty good album that I have no need for any more. Still not sure how someone who could write narratives as tight, focused and effective as 'You Oughta Know' ended up sinking into such psychobabble.
I think her voice was great when she had something to sink her teeth into - sadly post-JLP she never did.
Dumbest point of comparison I have ever seen which somehow got repeated A MILLION TIMES in the late 90s - that Fiona Apple was the "new Alanis Morissette". Despite not sounding ANYTHING like her!
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Date: 2008-02-08 12:49 pm (UTC)I gave 0 for everything except for chart success and eccentricity, where she gets a 10 for clearly being AN MENTALIST.
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Date: 2008-02-08 05:49 pm (UTC)Fiona was exactly like Alanis, in that they were both angry and very serious ladies!
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Date: 2008-02-08 06:09 pm (UTC)By the way, what do you think of early dancepop Alanis? (I linked 'em downthread, if you haven't heard them. I like some of them pretty well, though the style wasn't all that distinctive; her voice was already distinctive, however; interestingly abrasive for a disco dance dolly.)
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Date: 2008-02-08 06:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-08 06:46 pm (UTC)Shakira 1998
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Date: 2008-02-08 12:17 pm (UTC)Extra marks on eccentricity for playing god in 'Dogma'.
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Date: 2008-02-08 02:20 pm (UTC)Jagged Little Pill: DISSECTED
Date: 2008-02-08 02:16 pm (UTC)All I Really Want (http://youtube.com/watch?v=BXCCv5ngyI0&feature=related) - man the lyrics are totally clumsy on this one but the melody is Amazing! I sang my heart out to this over and over again. It's pretty much the same song as Hand In My Pocket but a) faster b) better c) harder d) stronger. You should all listen to this if you can't remember it. Great start!
You Oughta Know (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tnbc64XQ1DI) - angry distortion & a killer chorus, plus SWEARS that were totally dubbed out on the radio, and I later found out she was talking about DOING OR4L S3CHS IN THE CINEMA!!! Obv awesome.
Perfect (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ymG3eQempnI) - v angsty but too limp to make that much of an impression on me. Lots of scary imagery. I fast forwarded this one a fair bit.
Hand In My Pocket (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nLXULfN77TQ) - and the other one's hailing a taxi cab! I loved this as I liked putting my hands in my pocket as well. SHUSH not like that. Slow and cheerful but still manages to be great.
Right Through You (http://youtube.com/watch?v=X6CJRJeI1SA) - This has pretty much the same verse as Hand In My Pocket but the chorus goes a bit hair metal - not a highlight but still listenable. Especially the "wine-dine-69" line. Sauce!
Forgiven (http://youtube.com/watch?v=n8fxl8EYfRA) - ok I had to look this one up. Ohhhhhhh yes that's right, it's about her Catholic guilt or something. This was pretty good actually, esp the chorus.
You Learn (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mri54t7YpKc&feature=related) - "You live! You learn. You cry! You learn." You sing songs! You can fvck off. I didn't like the 'pop' production on this at the time - this song is to blame for Joan Osborne, Meredith Brooks AND Natalie Imbroogliwoolgia.
Head Over Feet (http://youtube.com/watch?v=my3yP-w3rtw&feature=related) - this is the one that goes 'you've already won me o-ver-er, in spite of me...' which I didn't like as it didn't quite make grammatical sense. Good chords to play along to if you're learning the guitar, though.
Mary Jane (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvu-ZvzJjFw) - TOO SLOW.
Ironic - I didn't like this, even before it got overplayed on the radio. Partly because I didn't know what 'ironic' actually meant and Alanis didn't really do much to clear things up there. Also it was too happy. I wanted ANGST! I'm not linking to this one, you all know it.
Not The Doctor (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JadhExZb5Vk) - a bit raggedly maudlin, this one. The chorus is sh1t but I do like the way she says 'vicarious occasion'.
Wake Up (http://youtube.com/watch?v=e4HiK8lw7tQ) - Awesome epic closing track where she totally rocks out in a floaty mystical way. Sort of. Whatever, it's GREAT.
Hi dere everyone!
Re: Jagged Little Pill: DISSECTED
Date: 2008-02-08 02:27 pm (UTC)also: you forgot the amazing acappella bonus track, 'Your House'. RAW. I loved 'Forgiven' at the time (Catholic guilt innit).
'Perfect' is the only one I don't remember; 'Ironic' and 'Mary Jane' are the only ones I remember disliking.
Re: Jagged Little Pill: DISSECTED
Date: 2008-02-08 02:39 pm (UTC)Re: Jagged Little Pill: DISSECTED
Date: 2008-02-08 05:22 pm (UTC)"Perfect" is about scary stage parents and has, honestly, the most fucking terrifying bridge in the history of recorded music.
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Date: 2008-02-08 02:16 pm (UTC)i'm the opposite tho. couldn't stand her back then but almost every single from her subsequent albums won me over a bit!
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Date: 2008-02-08 02:16 pm (UTC)I am also quite partial to 'Hands Clean,' although there is no good reason for this. It's a shame her best stuff (undeniably Jagged Little Pill) doesn't actually kind of... last. There's always gunna be angsty teenagers etc. hearing it and thinking its amazing but for people who've at some point had that 'OMG WOW' reaction to it there's only a few years at most before they want to slice the CD in half.
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Date: 2008-02-08 02:23 pm (UTC)It didn't matter of course - sadly for Alanis by the time her second album came out I'd moved on from grunge to Britpop and paid her little or no attention other than "PUT IT AWAY WOMAN".
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Date: 2008-02-08 02:40 pm (UTC)HOW SOON WE FORGET
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Date: 2008-02-08 05:57 pm (UTC)Disco Alanis
Date: 2008-02-08 05:56 pm (UTC)1. "Too Hot"
2. "Walk Away"
3. "Feel Your Love"
4. "Plastic"
5. "An Emotion Away"
6. "No Apologies"
7. "Real World"
8. "(Change Is) Never A Waste Of Time" [can't find]
I had no idea about any of these!
Date: 2008-02-09 05:52 pm (UTC)Re: Disco Alanis
Date: 2008-02-09 06:01 pm (UTC)6 is a classic example of the Tasmin Archer videotype (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuhDDx49TTw), good use of candles.
What the HELL is going on in 7? That's some terrifying badness right there.
Re: Disco Alanis
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Date: 2008-02-09 03:08 am (UTC)Anyway, everyone is pretty aware about her dodgy dance-pop past. It's interesting, because it was largely the work of Canadian songwriter/producer Leslie Howe, who was one-half of duo One To One, who were kind of a light AOR synth=pop duo of some success. Then they added three new members and became a rock band called Artificial Joy Club, whose 1997 album "Melt" is FUCKING AMAZING, my god you have to hear some of the bizarre lyrics and gigantic hooks on it - one of their songs was ripped wholesale by Ashlee Simpson (which made me happy). It's interesting that two rockers got together and made dance pop.
Anyway, I want to point out that Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie is better than generally remembered. "Thank U" is shit, but to this day, i still think "That I Would Be Good" is gorgeous and plaintive, "So Pure" shows Alanis can DANCE OK (this video might have created "Murder On THe Dancefloor" maybe), "Unsent" is sweet and there are some other killer album tracks - especially "Would Not Come". There's some crap but it's actually got nearly as many good songs as JLP, though since it has five more it has a worse strike rate.
"Uninvited" was colossal too.
Anyway, it's a shame about her dodgy dance-pop past because "All I Really Want" is as perfect an opening salvo to a debut album as you could have hoped for. "Hand In My Pocket" is still a perfect single and "Wake Up" is amazing. Much of the rest I have grown tired of ("Forgiven" and "Mary Jane" esp, and I never liked "Perfect" much) and her polite-angst moments... well, Natalie Imbruglia actually did those a LOT better (see "Don't You Think", "Do You Love", "Sunlight" "Sanctuary" for proof of NI's greatness).. but I think her legacy is an overwhelmingly positive one even as she was not worth bothering with beyond the "second" album.
I still respect her.
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