Pop Premiership Week 6 RESULTS

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

Courtesy of jel_bugle! Just a reminder: if you're in the PP, you need to be sourcing a track for braisedbywolves. If you're in the Chart Championship, you need to be finding something for lockedintheatti. Find out more about them here.

And now, over to Jel!

"I thought this was a good set of songs, and it was hard to place them,
especially the ones in the middle! Anyway, thanks!

01. Haysi Fantayzee - "John Wayne Is Big Leggy": This is a bit silly, I like it. Are they Japanese? It sounds like a cross between Big & Rich and Bananarma. I reckon the guy was probably in a garage rock band when he was younger, he sounds a bit like the singer from Polysics. Nice instrumental breakdown toward the end, riding over the plains, yee-haw. 3rd Place - WIN - bengraham back to winning ways.

02. The Gentle People - "Mr Whiskey": Cheesy French pop. I've always thought French is a hard language to sing in. Nice faux accordion or maybe it's a real one, I'm always hearing accordions in songs. I liked it when they briefly bashed on cups. 6th Place - DRAW - low-intensity match for dubdobdee ends with honours even.

03. Behorkestrar Bakija Bacik from Vranje – “Pobjednicki Cocek”: We're in the dessert, I can see cacti! This is like the music that Enid listens to in Ghost World (sorry about the out-of-date cultural reference). I would have liked it more if they has wigged out a little more but kept the rhythm going, toot your horns like you just don't care. 8th Place - LOSE - lack of flair proves hauntedballroom's undoing.

04. LuxEterna - "Last Flash": Always start a metal song with the sound of something breaking! These dudes are definitely from the Norse lands, are they signed to Nuclear Blast records? I bet they look moody in their album pictures. I can't tell if this is a modern recording or something a little older, the click click bass would suggest modernity. I like this one, the singer gets a lot of time off. 4th Place - WIN - fans rejoice as katstevens records overdue first win.

05. The Sounds - "Song With A Mission": It's the Sounds! They are from Sweden! I have this album, I think this means you get a draw dude. (Editor's note: No, 7th is a lose.) 7th Place - LOSE - over-familiar tactics spell trouble for zenith.

06. Nick Didkovsky - "Plague": Jazz Metal!! I think this is probably the only jazz metal band; it's not terrible or anything, just not really my thing. 9th Place - LOSE - xyzzzz_'s side fails to gel.

07. Ashlee Simpson - "Coming Back For More": Teen pop, sounds a bit like Lindsay Lohan et al. I like this, actually is it Ashlee Simpson? Anyway, in the video she is hanging out with her pals at the mall, and then intermittently we see her rocking out on the stage with a backing band of hoary old rockers, then at the end some preppy guy gets dumped. The world is a beautiful place. It's a bit like an American Puffy Ami-Yumi, if such a cultural re-exchange could be possible. 2nd Place - WIN - alexmacpherson raises his game to romp home.

08. The Bags - "Cavemen Rejoice": The bass player has a mustache! Is it Manowar? I have their greatest hits album, they look kinda like cavemen on the cover. There's a bit where the band break it down, and the singer doesn't ab-lib. Rock school 101, when you break it down the singer ad-libs, he should be saying "ah yeah, cavemen!!" "hunting in packs" "skin 'em alive" and stuff like that. I did this myself and the song was better. Still not bad! 5th Place - WIN - strange_powers sneaks a narrow win to remain unbeaten.

09. PJ Harvey - "Down By The Water": It's Auf Der Mar! Does that mean another draw? This is a bit ponderous. In a way it reminds me of Belly, I feel like listening to them now, "my Gepetto, lalala"…. 10th Place - LOSE - no fluidity in fugitivemotel's play: a third straight defeat.

10. Utada - "Kremlin Dusk": Yay!! Female fronted euro goth metal! It's gonna soar, you just know it. I like the baroque/mandolin/harpsichord thing. I bet she wears a Basque, gothic cross and purple velvet dress, and that the main guitarist is bald and wears a long black leather coat. I like this a lot and I would buy the album, probably. 1st Place - WIN - big win sends inhibitorylinks top.

11. Lightning Bolt - "Riff Wraiths": Oh, kinda nu-metal. It's a bit of a dirge without any of the fun elements of metal – melody, silly lyrics, obvious guitar solos, fist raising power. Earnest kids who shoulda stayed in their garage. 11th Place - LOSE. - braisedbywolves should have stayed at home.

Comments

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

Though like Lindsay, I wanna come FIRST one of these days.

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever finished any position other than either SECOND or EIGHTH.