It's good to have a hobby.

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We all know that Alex James from Blur makes cheese, and Kim Wilde likes gardening, and that Robson Green likes EXTREME FISHING. Once the springs of musical creativity (or in Robson's case, the tidal wave of public idiocy) have dried up to a muddy trickle, it's natural for pop stars to turn their hands to something else.

So which British popstars of today will be doing something completely different by 2025? Predictions please!

Tinchy Stryder = invents a new type of anti-gravity golf club
Alesha Dixon = marine biologist, specifically investigating ways of communicating with sea anemones
The Drummer McFly = butterfly collector
Ortise and Marvin from JLS = series of successful ventriloquist shows on Brighton Beach
Heidi Range = British Gas Home Service Technician (she can adjust my pipes any day)
Nadine from Girls Aloud = PRIME MINISTER