I've been to Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe

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Thanks to jauntyalan I have had young person's #1 hit parade topper 'Pass Out' by Tinie Tempah stuck in my head since last night. The idea is to emulate the immortal line "got so many clothes I keep 'em at my aunt's house". Here's what I've thought up on Twitter so far:

Thanks to Tufty Club the streets are now safer/Celebrating with a Tunnocks Caramel Wafer

Got a screwdriver but it isn’t sonic/my nana’s favourite drink is gin and tonic

I went to High Barnet got the tube back/put up my Smash Hits posters with some Blu Tack

I’m quicker than the fitters at a Kwik-Fit/Well I would be if I wasn’t stuck with Pritt Stick

I dropped a bit of chocolate on the keyboard/Michael Winner’s car is probably E-sured

I went down the chippie for a fish-cake/I’m sorry Tinie Tempah for the piss-take

At Glastonbury toilets are called long-drops/accidentally put my paper in the wrong box*

Can you lot do any better?

*Local council election woes! Apparently it didn't matter. Remember to come to POPTIMISM tomorrow for pumping democratic tunes!