Will the real MC please step to the mic?

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

Mariah MURKING Eminem on her new single. Don't mess with Mimi!

"Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you're bathin' in Windex"

"You a mom & pop, I'm a corporation
I'm the press conference, you a conversation"

"HE'S ALL UP IN MY GEOOOORGE FOOOOOREMAAAAAAN"

The zing that hurts most might just be "no one here even mentions your name"; not a brilliant Mariahism/Dreamism, but it's just...true.

Also: total earworm. One listen and I'm already looping "deluuuusional, deluuuusional" in my head.

Ummmm....Meet the New Taylor Swift?

[skyecaptain.livejournal.com]

Taylor Swift has officially produced her first f. T-Pain track! The G-rated version of the Natalie Portman rap!

"Hey wait...I just said 'yo'...why did you guys bleep me? I didn't even swear!"