An open letter to the Internet:

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DEAR INTRANOT: BE MORE USEFUL. BRING THE KISSING LADIES TO ME. LOVE, EDWARD O.

Well, we've got a 30-second clip recorded into a mobile phone, and that might tide us over. Echoes of ABBA and an ace ah-ah bit. Yes, welcome back t.A.T.u. The world has just gotten slightly better for 16-year old boys who want something to wank over, 16-year old girls who need an icon of rebellions, and tragic pop snobs the world over. I love you.

Imagine how great this will sound with, like, some BASS ON IT!
http://s12.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3HH1G8H93VQPB2ST1WYEZTMP39

I quite like the new Tina Cousins single too. How tragic.