Dizz - can only get to No 1 w/ the first dreadful single of his career apparently
Basshunter - wvs. Same tune as Princess's 'Pretty Rave Girl' (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mdQ9FFty500) but has boring Eurocheese vox instead of bratty Southern ho-rapper.
Estelle - hurrah for SUMMER, hurrah for doing one's own raps oneself this time round, hurrah for "boy, who you think you is, bad gyal nah tek dis!" Non-hurrah for this stalling at No 30.
Jay-Z - yeah I like this but COME ON he has approx a gazillion much much better singles. Jay-Z has four songs in the top 100 <-- WINNAR! - I say the British are LOSERS here b/c they have somehow only rewarded the worst bits of a huge and magnificent back catalogue. 'Hard Knock Life' is still awful after all these years, 'Numb' even worse, Jay-Z is negligible on 'Umbrella' and '99 Problems'...I mean, it's OK, obv, but COME ON it is no 'Big Pimpin' or 'Can I Get A...' or 'Heart Of The City' or 'Izzo (HOVA)' or 'Is That Yo Bitch' or 'Can't Knock The Hustle' or 'Hola Hovito' or 'So Ghetto' or 'Come And Get Me' OR OR OR ET-EFFIN-C
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Date: 2008-07-07 12:29 pm (UTC)Dizz - can only get to No 1 w/ the first dreadful single of his career apparently
Basshunter - wvs. Same tune as Princess's 'Pretty Rave Girl' (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mdQ9FFty500) but has boring Eurocheese vox instead of bratty Southern ho-rapper.
Estelle - hurrah for SUMMER, hurrah for doing one's own raps oneself this time round, hurrah for "boy, who you think you is, bad gyal nah tek dis!" Non-hurrah for this stalling at No 30.
Jay-Z - yeah I like this but COME ON he has approx a gazillion much much better singles. Jay-Z has four songs in the top 100 <-- WINNAR! - I say the British are LOSERS here b/c they have somehow only rewarded the worst bits of a huge and magnificent back catalogue. 'Hard Knock Life' is still awful after all these years, 'Numb' even worse, Jay-Z is negligible on 'Umbrella' and '99 Problems'...I mean, it's OK, obv, but COME ON it is no 'Big Pimpin' or 'Can I Get A...' or 'Heart Of The City' or 'Izzo (HOVA)' or 'Is That Yo Bitch' or 'Can't Knock The Hustle' or 'Hola Hovito' or 'So Ghetto' or 'Come And Get Me' OR OR OR ET-EFFIN-C