poptimists | Pop Premiership Week 9 RESULTS (now with reveal) (Reply)

strange_powers pronounces.

"Thanks to everyone in the league for sending in these songs, it's made for a few days of truly entertaining listening. Ultimately, decisions were a lot easier than I thought they would be, despite at least two people submitting things that I specifically asked you all not to, and me having to reward them with wins. I knew none of the songs, though I've a fair idea of quite a few of the artists, so it was a cd well worth burning.

01. Atomik Harmonik - "Kdo Trka" Whilst I've got to admire the bonkersness and poppiness of this, I can't claim to enjoy it at all. The first note I wrote upon hearing it reads, "sounds like a Eurovision accident, and not the good kind". It's actually frightening on the third or fourth listen. Brrr. 10th place - LOSE. - European imports flop to leave

katstevens in relegation trouble.

02. Toru Takemitsu - "Summer Soldiers": Starts with a weird bing-bong, almost turns into Minnie Ripperton's Loving You before going all mellow jazz. Sounds like Jim O'Rourke or Vincent Gallo or Plush - exactly NOT what I asked for, but it shows how much I know because it's a wonderful alternate universe hit. 3rd place - WIN. -

xyzzz_ pulls off an unlikely win.

03. Touriste - "Your Move": Oh no. The opening seconds are okay, but it quickly turns into the sub-Coldplay stuff of my nightmares. No idea who the band is, but I don't mind because it's exactly the type of thing I studiously avoid. I guess that means I ought to find out who's responsible, you can't avoid someone if you don't know who they are, however studiously you attempt it. 11th place - LOSE. -

fugitivemotel's 6th straight defeat drags him into relegation fight.

04. Black Devil Disco Club – “Disco N The Devil In Us”: Now here we are - some crazy electronic music. I love the "ya! Hee-e-ow-yee-e-ow-ya!" chorus and the general Kraftwerk bassline route. I'm very keen to know who this is and hear more – great choice. 2nd place - WIN - confident win for

alexmacpherson has fans dreaming of play-offs.

05. Sun Ra - "UFO": Now someone's got the big balls, haven't they? I tell you that I don't want Sun Ra, but I'm certain this is Sun Ra, even though I've never heard it before. I was worried when I extracted the files that I'd got a track eight and a half minutes long, but it works beautifully. More like straight pop-funk than anything else I've heard by him, even more than Nuclear War, this is a wonderful winner! Goddamn you, you (u-u-UFO) cocky bastard. 1st place - WIN. - vital win for

hauntedballroom to drag her off bottom.

06. Nous Non Plus - "Fille Atomique": Glam stomp intro, ace. The yelps en francaise, ace. The Telstar middle-eight, ace. It stuck in my head quicker than anything apart from number 5… but it leaves me with an uneasy feeling. And the originators of that uneasy feeling are the ghosts of Britpop's Sleeper. It's the queasy definition of a 6th place - DRAW. -

inhibitorylinks drops crucial points as lead narrows.

07. AC/DC - "Can't Stand Still": The guitar sound on this is really stark and hypnotic, I'd really love to have a Guitar Hero go at it. When the singer comes in it's clear that this is AC/DC, or a very good imitator - but where does it go? Everything that works for the first thirty seconds replicates and settles down into dull rock boogie. A big disappointment. 8th place - LOSE - dour performance from

braisedbywolves side puts them back in relegation dogfight.

08. Alice Cooper - "Teenage Lament 74": I know where this is coming from, but it just doesn't click with me. Nice backing vocals that kind of go all over the place, nice lyrics, and as a Go-Betweens fan this is so close to the things I love… On the Radio 2 scale it's a bit too Bob Harris, not Mark Radcliffe enough for me. 9th place - LOSE. -

jel_bugle's best is not enough in disappointing win.

09. Of Montreal – “The Party’s Crashing Us (I Am The World Trade Center Remix)”: I thought it was a Freezepop song for the first few seconds, but it's clearly not when the vocals start. A bit bedroom, but that's a minor criticism when the overall effect is as fun. "The party's crashing us noooow!" Electro studes for the win! 4th place - WIN. -

zenith keeps the pressure on league leaders after entertaining win.

10. We Are Scientists - "Lousy Reputation": I quite like this, just not enough. Is it We Are Scientists? It sounds like a single of theirs… It's a great length but and there's excellent frustration in this guys voice, but just a bit pedestrian for my tastes. Stays with you, I admit. 7th place - LOSE. - heartbreak for

bengraham after narrow defeat.

11. Tyrannosaurus Rex - "The Sea Beasts": If this isn't T-Rex, it's the best Bolan impersonator I've ever heard doing a T-Rex song I've never heard. It feels like this is somehow a cheap shot, they're an incredibly famous act after all. But then again I submitted Patti Smith first week, so how can I judge? Other than judging this a sneak win, of course. 5th place - WIN -

dubdobdee does just enough for the win that keeps him in play-off spot.

Reveal in a couple hours, and just time for a plea for SONGS for this week! I think it's the lowest turnout we've had by this time in the week.