"where's my mascara? and i'm a man" -- YET MORE PROOF

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

[Poll #783950]

Comments

[juror8.livejournal.com]

The goff in the Breakfast Club listens to Prince: QED.

[bengraham.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/fooptimists/11442.html

[braisedbywolves.livejournal.com]

He is all about the sechs whereas Goffs are about moaning about the sechs (giant hole in my theory = Leonard Cohen).

[awesomewells.livejournal.com]

Goffs will have sex with anything, so will Prince. QED.

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

andrew the name of your theory = WHY EMO AND GOTH ARE NOT THE SAME

[braisedbywolves.livejournal.com]

You are Prince and I claim the last ten years of listening to your music back Good point, well made.

[awesomewells.livejournal.com]

That is very hurtful.

[jauntyalan.livejournal.com]

i like it that the answers are not alternatives

[steviespitfire.livejournal.com]

He made an album called the Black Album, similar in grafix to those produced by Metallica and Spinal Tap---Prince is METAL. Is Metal goth?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

Re: WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[steviespitfire.livejournal.com]

His kneecaps have mouths!

Re: WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[catsgomiaow.livejournal.com]

All the better to worship the dark lord with, etc etc!

Re: WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[boyofbadgers.livejournal.com]

Coo, is that Prince underneath all that slap?

[lockedintheatti.livejournal.com]

He used to perform in a trenchcoat: None more goth

(although just wearing skimpy pants underneath may undermine that one somewhat)

[catsgomiaow.livejournal.com]

As someone who regularly comes home to find GOTHS wearing skimpy pants in my front room, I think your point is a valid one.

Prince is so NOT goth

[blue-russian.livejournal.com]

Just because you can get your brains to tell you so, you know your gut tells you exactly the opposite.

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[chezghost.livejournal.com]

what the hell is that down his pants - a hamster?!

Re: Prince is so NOT goth

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

he is a TANUKI (http://www.onmarkproductions.com/html/tanuki.shtml) = JAPANESE FOR GOTH

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[catsgomiaow.livejournal.com]

Are Prince's testicles the size of eight tatami mats?

On second thoughts, DO NOT ANSWER THAT.

Re: Prince is so NOT goth

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

The question is surely "is there anything Prince isn't?"

Re: Prince is so NOT goth

[lockedintheatti.livejournal.com]

A convincing rapper.

[dickmalone.livejournal.com]

I REFUSE TO ANSWER YOUR SHAM OF A QUIZ. Prince is goth-friendly but not actually goth.

[dickmalone.livejournal.com]

Actually, to clarify, let me put it this way: Prince is goth only in the way that Robyn is indie, i.e. for ideological reasons personal to the speaker.

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

Robyn is COMPLETELY indie.

(I have no idea whether Prince is a goth, in fact I don't know who Prince is, it was ALL BEFORE I WAS BORN)

[dickmalone.livejournal.com]

I didn't really know about Prince either until I started dating my current girlfriend. Clearly this is your problem Lex, you just need to find yourself a good woman! ;)

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

(My "not knowing" about Prince = an excuse to avoid initial question which I don't want to contemplate)

[http://users.livejournal.com/xyzzzz__/]

ooh can we expect lots of poll action at the other place?

[anatol-merklich.livejournal.com]

He was known to like 80s Cocteau Twins: QED