No time to do an 'advent calendar' this year, although I've already made one Christmas mix CD of new (to me) wobs music - and expect to have a second done by December 24th. Instead, here's a review of this year's contenders hoping to join the Christmas Canon.
The offerings from
ver Quo,
Gimli The Dwarf and Bandaged are already troubling the charts (define 'troubling' as you will; personally I quite like the first two). So let's move right along to...
...favourites of
katstevens and her Mum, The Feeling, who've gone all soppy with
Feels Like Christmas (streaming on their MySpace page, available to buy as a download this week; no video though). Dan's all warm inside, despite the cold, cos he's in wuv. He wonders if it's Christmas. Ah, bless. This has grown on me a lot thanks to Radio 2 caning it. The closer to the big day we get, the more sympathetic I am to the sentiment. Great production too, which helps.
Also questioning the time of year are The Wombats, with
Is This Christmas? (YouTube), who seem to aiming for a Slade "Merry Xmas Everybody" type of song, a bit cynical, a bit nostalgiac. And lots of shouty vocals. Hmmm. [HI DERE, I am old person watch: when did 'Back To The Future' replace 'The Great Escape' as the Xmas TV perennial?] It's all for charidee, if that makes any difference to you.
Also on a charity tip, The Killers have joined forces with Elton John in support of Elton's AIDS Foundation. In keeping with the mopey mood of much of this year's pop,
Joseph, Rather You Than Me (YouTube) is as grim as the title suggests - despite Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys being on the record. Run away very fast.
bengraham asked to hear Cyndi Lauper vs him out of The Hives, so here is
A Christmas Duel (YouTube, no video). It's kind of like the Kathleen Turner-Michael Douglas movie
The Wars Of The Roses, if you remember that, only set to music. Sample lyric (from Cyndi!):
"I bought no tree this year/ And I slept with your brother/ I wrecked your Daddy’s car/ And went down on your Mother". There's sweary bits too. Tries too hard IMHO.
The Walt Disney Corporation can usually be relied upon to get their roster to bring some Christmas cheer. This year, they can hardly be bothered however. Their wobs CD,
All Wrapped Up is only 7 songs long, and a few of these have been out before. Miley's version of "Santa Claus is Coming To Town" is a cookie cutter cover. "Joyful Kings" by The Jonas Brothers mashes up 'Joy to the World' and 'We Three Kings' - a good idea on paper, but ruined by possibly the worst lead vocal performance of 2008. Bah humbug, as they say. Jordan Pruitt and Marie Digby bring a little class (and romance) to proceedings. Jordan's other wobs song from last year, "Santa Don't Stop", is way better though. I may post this separately as an mp3.
It's left to one of my favourite indiepop acts The Bird and The Bee to produce the one genuine Christmas cracker of the season. And even that's a cover. "The Twelve Days of Christmas" is however probably the hardest traditional wobs song to pull off. (Cos of all the repetition, see. Most versions come a cropper about 2 and a half minutes in.) The Bird and The Bee version is streaming on
the duo's MySpace page. If you're in the States or can fake a US postal address you can download a free mp3 as well, via
http://www.thebirdandthebee.com