Now I got a confession, when I was young I wanted attention

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

Nicole Scherzinger And Her Pussycat Dolls are back! And once again, the level of their commitment to destroying the moral fibre of society can only be applauded. They make the lines "I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies"* sound so call-to-arms anthemic. Also, their commitment to tautology: "You know what it's like to be nameless / When no one know what your name is," yes, thanks for explaining that to us Nicole.

Banging track obv.

And here's a flashback to probably their best song, 'Buttonz', which was totally my jam back in '06.

*and they had to take it THERE, didn't they? could have easily been an innocuous pie-in-the-sky moon-on-a-stick fantasy about some childish notion of fame of the sort which pop culture has told a million times, but oh no we had to cross the line and start bellowing about groupies. I eagerly anticipate six-year-olds in playgrounds up and down the country singing this song.