I'd rather fly with venga airlines...

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Now I have nothing against Scooch, although it turns out the only thing by them on my hd is their version of 'Maybe Tomorrow', the theme from The Littlest Hobo. After all if you loved Steps as much as I do, the thought of mini-Steps can't be that bad.  But -- and you knew there was a 'but' coming -- what on earth is it with the (now official!) uk eurovision entry. I had two questions for uk poptimists, but  I think I can answer one myself. So firstly, why will uk tv audiences choose eurovision entries in styles which would have no chance at all in the terminally lumpen uk charts? (And I guess the answer is that the overlap between uk prime time tv audiences and the punters buying singles is minimal.) But secondly, why can't we do this sort of thing honestly? -- The nudge nudge wink wink campness of 'Flying the Flag (For You)' comes across as forced and almost unpleasant, a kind of two fingers to anyone who actually takes eurovision seriously. Not just the actually quite rubbish dance routine, but all those spoken word interjections --  'salty nuts, sir'; 'blow' -- just seem to scream 'this is a piss-take'. And if the uk can't even keep a straight face while picking an entry, why the hell do we bother putting money into the competition? It feels to me as if the whole process gets a bbc frame round it saying 'this is naff, you would be seriously lacking in taste to take it seriously', which implies contempt for at least some of the audience.