I'm losing my sledge

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"I was there when Bob Geldof started up Band Aid. I told him... they don't know it's Christmas."

TBC Soundsystem - Losing My Sledge is a fantastic joke made a good couple of years too late. And appearing on the internet a good couple of weeks too late for every DJ in London to inevitably play it. It's essentially the LCD Soundystem track festived-up with some sleighbells and a few very obvious jokes. Very enjoyable though, but you have to wait for the rapid-fire bandnamedropping at the end for the really good bit. Appropriately.

This begs the VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Which house classics could be revived for Wobs with the judicious addition of some sleighbells and a few well-chosen Christmas puns? No, 'Ebeneezer Scrooge' doesn't count.