With

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

http://www.tesco.com/entertainment/product.aspx?R=752050&

barrysarll alerted me to this bizarre (and horribly titled) compilation. But that's not what I want to draw your attention to in this link - look instead at the tracklisting, and how, in some kind of ablative mix-up, the word "with" has been inserted between title and artist in every case. So hence you get - "Going Underground with the Jam", "Rehab with Amy Winehouse", many of which sound like really ghastly freeview TV programme ideas: "Put your records on with Corinne Bailey Rae". The best, however, is "Everybody's gone to war with Nerina Pallot". If only.

READERS can you think of any other songs where the insertion of "with" could amuse or divert.

Or you could just gasp in horror at the record.

Comments

[martinskidmore.livejournal.com]

I have a George Jones album which features three duets with Melba Montgomery. They are billed as:

Let's Get Together with Melba Montgomery
Living On Easy Street with Melba Montgomery
We Must Have Been Out Of Our Minds with Melba Montgomery

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

Jimmy Nail's collaboration with the All Seeing I doing a certain film soundtrack?

xmas gift opportunity

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

for the lex

[piratemoggy.livejournal.com]

If that makes its way to my local's jukebox I will lose all faith in humanity. I would feel safe in the jukebox not having updated itself since 1985 but it has the new Kasabian album and some kind of 'Indie Of The Year' or something compilation so there's a risk. :(

'U & UR Hand with Pink' surely sounds like something that was made in the '70s and yet gets reeled out, tape stuttering and flickering, for your sensory horror in a PSHE lesson.

[juror8.livejournal.com]

Welcome To The Black Parade with My Chemical Romance sounds a lot jollier than the original.

[boyofbadgers.livejournal.com]

Nice to see that The Knife will be getting even more royalties from that Jose Gonzalez cover.

[chezghost.livejournal.com]

Wanting To Kill with The Knife
We Share Our Mothers Health with The Knife
Girls Night Out with The Knife
Pass This On with The Knife
Is It Medicine with The Knife
One Hit with The Knife
The Cop with The Knife

[chezghost.livejournal.com]

With Or Without You with U2

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

Without You, With Harry Nilsson

An unfair trade.

[chezghost.livejournal.com]

Within You, Without You With The Beatles (not taken from the album With The Beatles with The Beatles)

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

You gotta be with Des'ree
Washing machine is speaking with Ellen Allien
Daft Punk is playing at my house with LCD Soundsystem
Caught in a moment with Sugababes

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

play with moby

[wizzy-w.livejournal.com]

Deadlines And Diets with Girls Aloud.

[jeff-worrell.livejournal.com]

heh, if You Give Me Something with James Morrison, I give you something with polonium-210

[avv.livejournal.com]

you do something to me with paul weller

[braisedbywolves.livejournal.com]

(just from the other poptimists thing, a dog-walking saga)

Rise with Gabrielle
Go Let It Out with Oasis
Bag It Up with Geri Halliwell
Oops! ...I Did It Again with Britney Spears

also

It Feels So Good with Sonique
Spinning Around with Kylie
7 Days with Craig David
Against All Odds with Mariah Carey & Westlife
Can't Fight The Moonlight with LeAnn Rimes

[braisedbywolves.livejournal.com]

We should stop now, Ben Elton will get ideas...

[bengraham.livejournal.com]

Dead with the Pixies
White Riot with the Clash

[alkennedy.livejournal.com]

Gett off with Prince

Been around the world with Lisa Stansfield

I'm not OK with My Chemical Romance

Get up with REM

I'd do anything for love but I won't do that with Meat Loaf

[alkennedy.livejournal.com]

Also: Waking Up with Elastica.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Same cover design (though I'm not sure about the colours), and some of the same songs - but by no means all of them. eg, of the ones you mention above, mine only has Corinne Bailey Raebies (do you see what I did there?).

helmet nice & polished?

[stickismyfriend.livejournal.com]

everyones gone to the moon with jonathan king
why'd ya DO it with marianne faithfull?
one with nilsson
in the basement with etta james & sugar pie desanto
i don't wanna go home with doug sahm
do somethin with macy gray
she's bringing you down with the vibrators
don't smoke in bed with nina simone
waiting 'round to die with townes van zandt

this's getting a bit too revealing!

its over with roy orbison