JUDGE POP Returns

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

We welcome back JUDGE POP from a hard week patrolling the mean streets of Mega-City Pop, with only his six types of bullet standing between him and a host of lawbreaking perps.

Some of Judge Pop's cases - such as the return of Cud - are easily solved. Others present a stiffer test. Take imminent No.1 chirpstress Lily Allen, for example. Keith Allen's daughter playing pop-ska and singing about smiling - the saviour of the summer or an apalling musical crime. Judge Pop needs YOUR help in deciding!



[Poll #763994]

Thankyou, citizen. Now move along to the comment box.

Comments

[bengraham.livejournal.com]

Lily Allen is TEH ACE! Lyrically, she's as good a poet as Morrissey, Mike Skinner or any of the other "great lyricists", and funny to boot, musically she's the sound of the summer, a fresh breezy chunk of pop goodness.

"Oh Jesus Christ almighty,
Do I feel alright? No not slightly,
I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford it,
It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage"

"Nah, I've gotta go, my house is on fire.... I've got herpes, er, no, I've got syphilis"

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

Haha I really really hate Morrissey and Skinner's* lyrics too!

*I now discount Original Pirate Material completely as it was clearly fluke genius and possibly not really Mike Skinner

on the face of it

[dubdobdee.livejournal.com]

"It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage" is a TERRIBLE line (though i imagine it can be redeemed by delivery)

Re: on the face of it

[alexmacpherson.livejournal.com]

I'm imagining Paris singing it and silently guffawing to myself.

[cis.livejournal.com]

Morrissey, Mike Skinner or any of the other "great lyricists"

DOES NOT COMPUTE