There's Only One Way To Beat Them, Get Round The Back

[freakytigger.livejournal.com]

John! Don't sully your legacy!

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[graciousviv.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[catsgomiaow.livejournal.com]

You can be slow or fast - BUT YOU MUST GET TO THE LINE!

[jeff-worrell.livejournal.com]

Here you go John:

I'm like Kanye West/ or Busta Rhymes/
But you know that my flow is/ a war crime/
Now I am not saying/ she's a gold dig-ger
But I can holla "woo-hah!!"/ so come on eng-er-land

[anatol-merklich.livejournal.com]

I'm John like in John & Paul, I'm black like in Black & Scholes
So me 'n' Paul Scholes a rake them Paraguayans over hot coals
Their capital is named after when Mary went to heaven,
Those bitches gonna pray to her when they meet our eleven

I'm Barnes like in Barnes & Noble, I'm John like in John Savage
Noble savages from T&T all be doomed against our ravage
The Trinity's OK but that Tobacco gives you hurt,
Gon' smoke them out of town and have some Swedes for dessert


*cough*

[chezghost.livejournal.com]

Christian O Connell is such a cockfarmer

[carsmilesteve.livejournal.com]

i come from jamaica, my name is john bar-nes
when i do my thing, the crowd goes BANANAS!

best couplet of the 80s