lady gaga and her ridiculous "avant-garde" impersonation of a bad drag queen version of donatella versace can rot in hell. "just dance" is not good. it is not fun, it is really very boring, AND it features patented akon goat warbling along with- get this!- an akon impersonator. she can fuck off. and her album is worse. i am really saddened by the record-buying public's acceptance of her.

in sum: she is one of the new "celebrities" whose death- not just disappearance into obscurity- i actively clamor for.