Pretty sure Madge and Mariah will be top 40 proper imminently so will talk about them then. They had better get more ticks then as well!

Lil' Mama - probably my favourite proper single of the year so far if we don't count leaked Cassie demos and random Trina album tracks. WHAT IT DO (DO), TEDDY TO THE PIZZAIN / YOU ALREADY KNOW (KNOW), TELL 'EM WHAT THEY MIZZAIN

Hot Chip - I like the chorus on this. Really haven't gone back to their album much though. Where are the remixes??

Botherd about the rest. I saw about 10 minutes of a documentary called Chanelle: Wannabe Pop Star on some far-flung digital channel last week and it all seemed a bit sad, clearly no one involved in the project gave a shit and just wanted the entire episode to be over and done with as soon as possible, except Chanelle who did give a shit, except she didn't know what to give a shit about and kept moaning that it was too hard. Which would be beside the point except the song is a tenth-tier version of the Ashley Alexandra Dupré demos which themselves were third-tier versions of Paris Hilton's 'Turn It Up'.