Well, we have to bear in mind that our protoganist fugitivemotel claimed to like stuff "that's ridiculous and pushes the boundaries," I would say his last and second-to-the-last place finishers (my ninth-to-the-last and last, respectively) do just that. Last place is quite a compliment for a boundary pusher of consummate ridiculousness.
Re: You'll Realize What A Wind-Up Doll Can Do