The day the Simply Red canon takes place, I will revoke my membership of Poptimists. I cannot condone any poll or posting that suggests that Hucknall is anything other than the most detestable musician ever to have been paid to record music. I will, of course, accept if 95% of the options in the canon are "I HATE MICK HUCKNALL".

When the revolution comes, he'll be first up against the wall. Followed swiftly by the Lighthouse Family.